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Sometimes my patients ask,
“Glassford, you are nature. I want your stream in my backyard.”

So I arrive, do my therapy in their backyard, in a tent they setup and suddenly:
“Glassford, I’m injured! Nooo bleeding.. This is wild! Heal me! I thought you were a doctor!”

And honestly, I’m satisfied when their problems and past transitions into fantasy and kinks that make them happy